2nd Grade - Teenage Overpopulation

There’s too many teens in the world
Ruining the human experience
Too many teens taking summer jobs
From hardworking Americans

Too many people living in warzones
Of typical teenage hormones
We never shoulda given smartphones
To the generation
Of teenage overpopulation

There’s too many teens in the world
It’s truly a global crisis
Too many teens buying stems and seeds
At premium prices

Is it too late to take back
What we said about Paint It Black
We have the facts
Let’s adjust our calculations
For teenage overpopulation

Too many teens in the back seat
Sharing spit in their parents’ cars
Generating too much heat
Burning holes in the ozone
It’s teenage overpopulation

Kelso, Justin Bieber, Samantha Smith, Nastia Liukin
River Phoenix, Joan of Arc, Topanga Tommy Stinson
Millie Bobby Brown, Ron Howard, Greta Thunberg
Hannah Montana, Chloe, Kim Beavis, Aaliyah
Beverly Marsh, Ruby Bridges, Lizzie McGuire
Malala Yousafzai, Butt-head, Frankie Muniz, Leif Garrett